Can we keep to the thread please ladies and gentleman. Some of you really do Carp on.
Well we cod keep the thread on track but probably won’t..
Difficult with such a grouper pun lovers
We’re hooked on puns.
I know, I’ve been herring all about it
Y’all had a whale of a time with this, time to turn the tide and take the oppor-tuna-ty to dish out a little schooling when it comes to fishy puns. If you get them all hook line and sinker you’re be in a better plaice if you catch my drift. You don’t have to be a brain sturgeon to figure it out, I’d admit some arent fin-tastic and the rest are down right crab and a lot of pollocks, now if you peel back the scales or give it a poke it could come crashing down on you like a wave and you may get swept away for krill of it. As you can sea I’m clearly a Dab hand at this it doesnt get much betta than fish. Holy carp maybe you should make me walk the plankton for this instead of being so koi about it. Well salmon had to say it! We’re just hoping to avoid turtle disaster at this point so just keep swimming. Feel free if you want to mussel in. All of my puns are ofishal as I have the correct fishing licenses and sofishticated taste. Just in plaice anyone thinks they’ve met their pun nemo-sis just remember keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
I have been called a bit orca-ward and a roe-mantic, this only took tuna half hours, so maybe you should call me a brine waster.
Let minnow if you have any more suggestions that could kelp kraken us up or if you think im a-trout-cious and have no sole, I’ll wait with baited breath and I batter stop here as I do like to carp on, as we’ve reach the end of line im sure you dont want to keep herring all this cods wallop. I know you’ll undersand this scampi happening but school good fins come to an end. Clam down; I know you’ll be a tad shell shocked.
P.s my fave fish joke is,
How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh ?
Ten-tickles