He must have been something of an elder statesman for them, still he can now spend more time on the beech.
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I’m trying to see the sense in what seems to be a poplar thread, but I can’t cedar wood for the trees.
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I would suggest bringing him into Wycombe to fight for the right back spot but I wouldn’t want to lumber Jack with even more competition
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Holly crap, that is top quality punnery. The equivalent of the 95th minute, drawing 2-2 at Anfield, and hitting a 30 yard screamer in front of the Copse.
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So good to see the Gasroom back to what it does best. Acorny pun site so much more readable than endless negativity IMHO. Well done all.
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I didn’t even twig this was a pun thread. Makes me pine for the old Gasroom. I’d add my own but I’m stumped.
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At least he didn’t larch from club to club. A paragon of dependability at the back for the Magpies over 10 seasons.
A testimonial awaits with Forest the favourites to visit York Road.
I believe he kept a log of all his games.
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Any speculation as to where he’s going next? Please keep me arborist of any future developments.
I hear John (a)Cornforth is assistant coach at Blyth Spartans…
Probably BTWAG
Says he after collecting a record 15 thumbs up (and counting) for his own impeckable contribution(s).
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And I somehow managed to overlook the copse !!
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Hause is out of contract at Villa this summer.
Treemendous! Everyone take a bough…
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As the Gasroom would attest, it goes against the grain when a loyal servant gets the chop.
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this calls for a root and branch review
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Alex Samuel starts for Ross County at Livingston, on Sky now.
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We had biigger gates in our covid season than they have tonight
Livi averaged 1874 this season, so yes, we had two 2000 covid gates. Their 3G Pitch is one of the faster ones, doesn’t make for good viewing.