33 At noon, darkness came over Adams Park until three in the afternoon. 34 And at three in the afternoon Fink cried out in a loud voice, “Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?” (which means “Mike Duff, Mike Duff, why have you forsaken me?”).
35 When some of those standing near heard this, they said, “Listen, he’s calling for a decent runout in the last six games of the season.”
“I am Michael Duff. Like Micra’s missus I studiously avoid the blasphemous and offensive reduction of my saintly name to Mike. And don’t even think about Mick or Mikki.”