Jayden Wareham Chant

Ok, we’re all probably feeling a bit down after today which is understandable. But, I have to say what a debut from Wareham. He’s exactly what we need, running in behind, strong when challenging, determined, tenacious and a consumate striker’s finish today. I feel he could be a huge fan favourite, so please can we have a decent and original chant for him!

I have a suggestion which is a bit random - as my daughter is 3 we have to listen to a lot of Danny Go for our sins! In the video below the chorus goes…

I sing,
And dance,
Under the bright, bright lights.
Share a song for everyone
Der der der da der der

How about to this tune…

We Sing
He Scores
Playing for Wand-er-ers
Sing a song for J Wareham
Der der der da der der

Its really catchy and I could imagine it getting everyone singing. I’ll get my coat…

Sadly, it may have to be:

When I was young
I never needed anyone
And scoring goals was just for fun
Those days are gone

Pressin’ alone
I think of all the players I’ve known
But when I run across the grass

There’s no pass

[Chorus]
All by myself
Don’t want to be all by myself anymore
All by myself
Don’t want to press all by myself anymore

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Here’s one to chant when he scores (to the tune of Mamma Mia by ABBA)

Jayden Wareham, here he goes again
My, my, how can they resist you?
Jayden Wareham, scores a goal again
My, my, just how much we’ve missed you?

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All very inventive but we all know the best we’ll get is “walking in a Wareham Wonderland”

# But Wareham my go-to, my lovely

Oh when you’re alone in the box

You’ve lost the defenders that want to surround you

And you’ll finish it off like a fox, yes you will #

(Rest writes itself)

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Wareham, Jayden Wareham

Hes a striker for the Wycombe team

From a place in Devon

Hes moved closer to the M40

To the theme of the flintstones. ( one for the kids)

I accept this is godawful like all chants generally are.

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I thought it said “Jayden Wareham Cult” for a second :rofl:

None of these they are shocking.

Just stick to original we sang yesterday or Wareham again ole ole

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You Wareham well…

A little old fashioned striker

but that’s alright…

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