Another 2-3 games would be 8-9 games . If we are bottom and churn out another three performances like Stevenage or get a hiding from someone I don;t think that woud be remotely mental . It’s probably going to be about the next three performances as much as the results I think .
Behold, a scroll unfurls, heavy with the weight of destiny and the faint scent of urine from Adams Park. It is written:
“When the Chairboys shall fall from their lofty perch, and the League Two abyss swallows them whole, a new dawn shall break, not in Buckinghamshire, but in the distant Steppes of Kazakhstan.
For the great data analysts, with their spectacles askew and their spreadsheets full of woe, shall declare the Wycombe relegation to be an anomaly of such profound statistical despair that a cosmic correction is required. The glorious Danish players, weary of battling in High Wycombe and the peculiar rhythm of lower-league football, shall suddenly find themselves the most coveted assets in the entire Kazakh Premier League.
Their Viking-like surnames – a symphony of ‘Westergaard’ and ‘Hagelskjaer’ – shall be etched onto the back of new, glorious, bright blue jerseys.
The Wycombe faithful, in their sorrow, will turn their gaze eastward, their hearts swelling with a bizarre and misplaced sense of pride. They will find themselves inexplicably cheering for FC Astana, for Kairat Almaty, for names they once couldn’t pronounce. They will trade their swans for golden eagles, and their chants of “Chairboys!” will be replaced by a guttural, joyous cry for “Glory in the Steppes!”
And thus, it is foretold: The downfall of Wycombe Wanderers shall be the birth of a footballing dynasty in Kazakhstan, all because the data said it must be so.”
Talking about 6 league games feels like a politician’s way of wording it. When the other cup games haven’t been great. When half of last season was poor. When almost no player has shown what they’re capable of.
We’d get to 37 games in and someone will still be saying “yes but we’ve only had the full squad available in 5 of them”