Michael Duff

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If he lets them pass forward, send free kicks goalward and take a few ambitious shots that will be a big change in itslef. We’ll see

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He can’t do 3-5-2 here because we haven’t got two strikers.

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Duff always seems incredibly moody and miserable in all his interviews whether his team had won or lost so I think he’ll fit in really well here

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Christ I hope he doesn’t call himself manager. Rice will have him gone by Bonfire night.

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The irony being that Dan Udoh desperately needed someone to play alongside him.

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Very, very excited by this appointment. He ticks so many boxes. The only box he doesn’t tick is love of the club but hopefully that changes in time.

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Fink & Woodrow?

Handy that he’s got the same initials as Mike Dodds, means the club can keep Mike’s old training tops and hand them over to Mike Duff.

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Woodrow and Bell I reckon. I think Bell started as a striker who was then moved into the wing.

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They might be slightly too big tho……

Night out in Revs and a big banner with his name on and he’ll fall in love.

Do the beige trousers come with the position?

And an appointment at the Beaconsfield dentist / teethwhiter place?

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I think you could be onto something here.

With them both having the same initials as well, MD, I do wonder if the AI the OG had working on the head coach appointment after the departure of MB had a glitch and we ended up offering the job to the wrong guy in January?

You can see it now as the computer data analysis program outputs…

You need this guy, initials MD, Michael (Mike for short) Doffy.

Autocorrect kicks in… Do you mean Dobby?

No I mean Doddy - shit I mean Duddy, no Dodds (f**k it that’s close enough).

Mike Dodds it is then, here’ s a grainy image just to be sure you get the right guy.

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Where are the Duff Beer cans

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Hopefully it’s not a joint interview with Rice.

That interview with Rice, Doddsy and some other geezer where Rice basically said the head coach could come and go and we’d crack on without any issues must have been really uncomfy for the poor fella.