Off the back of The Stig letter, it occurred to me he actually has a point. We do not have songs for many of our players, and if we do, I have never heard them. Is it time we got together and made some SERIOUS suggestions to get behind the individuals….
To the tune of the yellow submarine…
‘Anders and Greenland are not for sale, they’re not for sale, they’re not for sale.’
I wonder if it’s just at Wycombe that this seems to have gone out of fashion or a wider trend across football
Slam dunk the fink, do you wanna get high, do you wanna get finky
Or is it just me and @Alexo who sing that?
I think it’s probably just due to the very high turnover of players in the last 6 months, and the fact some of them have barely played, or not really performed.
I Fink We’re Alone Now, there doesn’t seem to be anyone around.
If he could just occasionally onion bag it, we’d be smothered in Finky puns and songs.
I’ve already patented “Finky Fingers”, which are not at all on from those massive Wembley hands from back in the day.
It’d be the hottest Wycombe player related merch since the Sergio wigs.
If we could find him a strike partner who is either called Brian or has a name like Payne, we could have a magnificient answer to that cartoon Pinky and the Brain too.
Finky and Payne, Finky and Brian.
The possibilities are monumentastic.
You’re so vain. You probably fink this song is about you?
Hagelskjær oh oh oh oh
Hagelskjær oh oh oh oh
At first he played f@&k all
He now wins every ball
Change the word “anyone” to “goals”
“I Fink We’re Alone Now, there doesn’t seem to be any goals around.”
To the tune of “When the Saints Go Marching In”
Oh when Casey wins the ball,
Oh when Casey wins the ball,
He shuts it down, he stands his ground, or With his head, feet or body!
Oh when Casey wins the ball!
Wow, name of an otter, sting of a bee 
@Malone 
why have you dragged me into the slam dunk da fink narrative??
I must have commented something at the time I guess 
I recall I had to calm you that down that evening when Finky onion bagged against someone in the LD Motors and Pizza Vans cup.
The idea of a league goal is both scary and enticing - the gasroom could literally blow up.
Think someone mentioned it before but there’s got to be some type of Lilly the Pink type song for Finky.
Sounds about right @malone… .. Tbf
Quite placid I am… . Right up until I’m not!!!
And then someone on hand to calm me down is often needed and par for the course
I would not want a haircut from you the morning after a Finky goal, that’s for sure!
hahaha
Well… luckily finky is struggling to find the net then… . And also luckily.. Wheb he does start banging them in… . I don’t work Sundays!!!
A goal however..on a Tuesday night under the Adams Park floodlights… .
Those poor poor Wednesday morning clients 
We heard it on here first.
For every Finky goal, Alexo offers a free haircut at his swanky pleasuredome.