Jude Bellingham’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate is going to be a triallist this summer
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I heard we are close to signing Jermaine McSporrans son… apparently hes not all that good but talks the talk and thinks very highly of himself.
“Cocky McSporran” they call him
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i suppose the cressex petrol station should now be replaced with heathrow terminal one as the new place to spot players as that’s the terminal used by kazakhstan airlines. i actually fucking googled that just to give my quip some gravitas just shoot me.
Terminal 1 has been closed since 2015, on the other hand perhaps its now our terminal for flying overseas players in…
bloody hell…you can’t trust the internet. looks like terminal 4 is where the kazakh lads will come streaming in.
I am assuming Nathan Lowe will not be coming to us now. Huddersfield have sold Sorba Thomas to Stoke, so I’d imagine Lowe might be part of that deal.
In order to sell season tickets, you have to make a quick signing, and release the new kit. Get people excited again off the back of a shitstorm.
though lommy obviously will use a private jet so maybe…he’d land at booker?
Best opening line of any comedy song.
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Na, he’ll go into Luton. Lets just hope that when he does visit in 2028, he doesn’t get confused with Luton’s new ground and think that they are Wycombe!
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You do, but remember, this is an abnormal early window predominately to serve teams in the club World Cup.
attenborough voiceover…here we see the small buckinghamshire club trying to attract a manager by displaying players with the same red and white plumage. the potential manager shows interest but is scared away by a noise from the english football league.. the players are then thrown out of the nest and left to die in favour of a manager with a life expectancy of a dodo.
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would be an incredible signing if this happens.
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Stonking rumour. Outbidding the likes of Bolton, Huddersfield, Reading, Cardiff etc. is quite mental. He was one of the highest rated defenders in the division last season.
Don’t shoot me, I’m purely a messenger.
12 million is not a number you turn down.
Big number to use to invest across the club
Paudie O’Connor strong possibility to be on his way to AP. This one via Pete O’Rourke so there will be legs in this one…
I think Kone has a chance of being a really great player. But it certainly isn’t nailed on. £12m seems like a lot.
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Assuming that Kone does end up at West Ham, £12m is all well and good, but we will then need to find a new striker who can contribute 20+ goals per season.
That won’t be cheap.